"Not me!" Monday

"Not me!" Monday is here again. This is when I get to admit to all of you the silly things I did this week...but actually did not do, of course!

Here are all the things I absolutely did not do this week, no matter what anyone might tell you ;)

I did not get out of the house, by myself, 4 nights this week. I would never leave my two guys at home that many nights in a week. And I would not ask Bryce to watch Trevin for all that time. Bryce is not completely awesome to do that, without complaining at all.

Speaking of Bryce and babysitting, Trevin did not poop in his diaper within just minutes of my leaving on three of the four nights I was gone. He did not almost pull that same stunt last night, then "accidentally" poop 10 minutes before I left. Trevin, don't you remember what we talked about? ;)

After scrapbooking on Saturday evening, I did not come home at 11:30 to our neighbors BLASTING music from their house. The music did not continue past 1:00 in the morning, when I finally went to bed. I did not just ignore it since I hate confrontation and those neighbors are actually pretty unfriendly.

And finally...on Sunday afternoon, at a Bunco party at my friend's cousin's house, I was sitting at the dining room table. Being the sweet, careful mom that I am, I had Trevin on my lap. As I was standing up to leave the table, I DID NOT hoist Trevin onto my hip and, in the process, bash his head into the chandelier above the table, in front of nine women I have never met. It did not sound way worse than it actually was, and Trevin did not end up with a nice bump on his head. I did not ALSO accidentally poke him in the eye only a few minutes later.

What did you not do this week?